Memang gua rasa mulut gua ada sket rasa masin laaa….
Baru jer last wknd complaint sebab kena langgar by one car... guess what happened today…? Alaaa… teka laaa.., teka….!! (ala2 main tikam dulu2…;))
Pagi nih, went to the office early as usual… sebab masih ada masa, I went to the bank in a nearby building, hal aper lagi, hal Emirates Bank yg tak tentu hala, deduct my monthly car loan installment twice, dan lepaih tuh, charge me some more for apparently late payment…. Hellllllooooo….!! Nak mampos…?!!! (to be fair, Emirates Bank has just recently upgraded their backend system, dan segala menda jadik huru hara lepaih tuh… am not the only victim, akaun company pun dah hancur kucar kacir, that the boss is so upset about it and instructed Radha to move the company account to another bank…)
So pegilah ke bangunan tuh with my car, parked the car then go to bank branch… ingatkan bukak jam 8am, tapi branch kat tempat keghojer nih, bukak jam 9am pulak… Hampeh…!! So, go back opis loorrr…
Tak tahulah kenapa… tengah pikio pasai amende ler agaknya… I get into the car, and slowly reverse the car….
“kedegang….!!”
Baru jer last wknd complaint sebab kena langgar by one car... guess what happened today…? Alaaa… teka laaa.., teka….!! (ala2 main tikam dulu2…;))
Pagi nih, went to the office early as usual… sebab masih ada masa, I went to the bank in a nearby building, hal aper lagi, hal Emirates Bank yg tak tentu hala, deduct my monthly car loan installment twice, dan lepaih tuh, charge me some more for apparently late payment…. Hellllllooooo….!! Nak mampos…?!!! (to be fair, Emirates Bank has just recently upgraded their backend system, dan segala menda jadik huru hara lepaih tuh… am not the only victim, akaun company pun dah hancur kucar kacir, that the boss is so upset about it and instructed Radha to move the company account to another bank…)
So pegilah ke bangunan tuh with my car, parked the car then go to bank branch… ingatkan bukak jam 8am, tapi branch kat tempat keghojer nih, bukak jam 9am pulak… Hampeh…!! So, go back opis loorrr…
Tak tahulah kenapa… tengah pikio pasai amende ler agaknya… I get into the car, and slowly reverse the car….
“kedegang….!!”
(errr… itu hanya sound effect, k…:))
Gua sudah langgar sama satu kereta yg tengah berenti perpendicular to the car park…!! Astaghfirullaaahhhh….!!! ”Ape ke he”nya boley jadik cam tu pulak…?
Tadi masa nak ke kereta, tak nampak pun any other car parked behind.... it was like 8am in the morning, not many car yet near that area… and I was reversing the car carelessly without looking behind properly…
Cepat2 turun, tengok drebar dia….!! Ahhh… Sh*t…!! Nampak gaya macam Emarati lady, kereta dia kereta Infiniti…!! Keter mahai tuh….!!! Alamakkkkk…!!!
Dia bukak pintu, gua teghuih mintak maaf profusely… quickly admitted that it was my fault (abih tuh, salah saper lagi…?)… gosok2 kat calar2 kereta dia tuh (again sambil mintak maaf profusely…), and said to her that I will pay for the repair work that need to be done (to at least repaint the scratched area, no dent, just scratches)…
Kakak Emarati nih pulak dia pi phone kawan dia (mintak “backup reinforcement” ler tuh agaknya….). sambil dia tengah bincang2 arab dgn kawan dia, gua terdengar dia cakap…. “Philippines....!!” errr.... quickly, I cut her conversation,... “errr… excuse me, am not Filipino….”, memang pantang org cakap gua Pinoy… mintak tolong sket…!! (sempat lagi tuh…!! Haha…)
Dia cakap kat gua dgn nada tak puas ati…., “Why you hit me? My car so big, you cannot see…? We are in parking… how can you hit me? why?”
“this is bad…!! I just had anthr accident earlier today…!! And now a 2nd one…”… tambah dia lagi… kaedahnyaaaa…!!! (gua terdetik kat ati…). Fuuhhhh…!!! Must be a very bad day (and it has just started, it was 8am, remember…?)..
Gua cakap mintak maap banyak2 again… and told her not to worry, I will do the necessary to get the car repaired/repainted… “don’t get this accident to upset you and spoil your day”, gua cakap (again, baru 8am tuhhhh…!! I can imagine how she feels…). Gua tried to calm her down, she was obviously upset & pasrah at the same time… (like she has accepted the fact that today would be a sh*tty day…!!)… Told her not to get upset, don’t worry about it, and I will take care of it….
bila dia dah calm down Kakak Emarati nih, … dia kata, “lemme talk to my fren, and we’ll decide what to do…”… dlm ati teman… “melayanglah duit aku bulan nih utk repaint keter dia…”
Gua tunggu2 dia sembang dgn kawan dia… lepaih tuh, bila dia dah abis sembang, dia kata… “nevermind, you go…. But you drive carefully after this…”
Perrghhhh….!!!! Gua said thank you and mintak maap sekali lagi… gua cepat2 ciao sebelum kakak Emarati nih tukar pikiran…. Hehe…
Fuuuhhhh semangat….!!
Hmmm… tu lah akibatnya bila careless mcm nih… tak bangun tido lagi agaknya… anyhow… To that Kakak Emarati, agn… gua mintak maap ler sebab meninggalkan bekas on your car… and tenkiu very much for your kind understanding….
Terpikio jugak nak offer dia gua belanja makan… but, but, better ciao sebelum dia tuko pikiran… lagipun, nak mampos gi offer belanja kat pompuan Emarati…? Kang dia kata gua buat indecent advances lak kang…!! Lariiikkkk…..!!!!
Itulah depa kata..., ”what goes around, comes around....!!!”... rite…?
Gua sudah langgar sama satu kereta yg tengah berenti perpendicular to the car park…!! Astaghfirullaaahhhh….!!! ”Ape ke he”nya boley jadik cam tu pulak…?
Tadi masa nak ke kereta, tak nampak pun any other car parked behind.... it was like 8am in the morning, not many car yet near that area… and I was reversing the car carelessly without looking behind properly…
Cepat2 turun, tengok drebar dia….!! Ahhh… Sh*t…!! Nampak gaya macam Emarati lady, kereta dia kereta Infiniti…!! Keter mahai tuh….!!! Alamakkkkk…!!!
Dia bukak pintu, gua teghuih mintak maaf profusely… quickly admitted that it was my fault (abih tuh, salah saper lagi…?)… gosok2 kat calar2 kereta dia tuh (again sambil mintak maaf profusely…), and said to her that I will pay for the repair work that need to be done (to at least repaint the scratched area, no dent, just scratches)…
Kakak Emarati nih pulak dia pi phone kawan dia (mintak “backup reinforcement” ler tuh agaknya….). sambil dia tengah bincang2 arab dgn kawan dia, gua terdengar dia cakap…. “Philippines....!!” errr.... quickly, I cut her conversation,... “errr… excuse me, am not Filipino….”, memang pantang org cakap gua Pinoy… mintak tolong sket…!! (sempat lagi tuh…!! Haha…)
Dia cakap kat gua dgn nada tak puas ati…., “Why you hit me? My car so big, you cannot see…? We are in parking… how can you hit me? why?”
“this is bad…!! I just had anthr accident earlier today…!! And now a 2nd one…”… tambah dia lagi… kaedahnyaaaa…!!! (gua terdetik kat ati…). Fuuhhhh…!!! Must be a very bad day (and it has just started, it was 8am, remember…?)..
Gua cakap mintak maap banyak2 again… and told her not to worry, I will do the necessary to get the car repaired/repainted… “don’t get this accident to upset you and spoil your day”, gua cakap (again, baru 8am tuhhhh…!! I can imagine how she feels…). Gua tried to calm her down, she was obviously upset & pasrah at the same time… (like she has accepted the fact that today would be a sh*tty day…!!)… Told her not to get upset, don’t worry about it, and I will take care of it….
bila dia dah calm down Kakak Emarati nih, … dia kata, “lemme talk to my fren, and we’ll decide what to do…”… dlm ati teman… “melayanglah duit aku bulan nih utk repaint keter dia…”
Gua tunggu2 dia sembang dgn kawan dia… lepaih tuh, bila dia dah abis sembang, dia kata… “nevermind, you go…. But you drive carefully after this…”
Perrghhhh….!!!! Gua said thank you and mintak maap sekali lagi… gua cepat2 ciao sebelum kakak Emarati nih tukar pikiran…. Hehe…
Fuuuhhhh semangat….!!
Hmmm… tu lah akibatnya bila careless mcm nih… tak bangun tido lagi agaknya… anyhow… To that Kakak Emarati, agn… gua mintak maap ler sebab meninggalkan bekas on your car… and tenkiu very much for your kind understanding….
Terpikio jugak nak offer dia gua belanja makan… but, but, better ciao sebelum dia tuko pikiran… lagipun, nak mampos gi offer belanja kat pompuan Emarati…? Kang dia kata gua buat indecent advances lak kang…!! Lariiikkkk…..!!!!
Itulah depa kata..., ”what goes around, comes around....!!!”... rite…?
2 comments:
Bro,
Same case here.. Different timing jer. Aku kena pukul 5.30 ptg. Otak pun tengah kosong.
Haha.. Nasib baik mamat yang aku langgar tak claim aper2.. Huhu..
What a shitty day..
Johan,
nak gelak x sampai ati bila baca entry ni, but bila baca part dia kata u Pinoy tu, sampai ati gak le gelak.. :-P
*peace bro
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