Selamat Hari Pekerja semua....!!!

Kepada semua kengkawan sanak saudara semua, Selamat Menyambut Hari Pekerja.....!!! maka adalah sorang dua bebudak yang baru sampai & kerja kat Dubai yang tertanya2... 1st May, cuti ker kat UAE.... sorang kawan nih jawab....:

"Kalau ikut kepada site ni http://www.worldtra velguide. net/country/ 290/public_ holidays/ Middle-East/ United-Arab- Emirates. html, memang tak de harapan la nak cuti hari buruh.... 1 Mei langsung tak tersenarai

pasai pak arab semuanya tokey besar dan mrk bukannya buruh sebab tu tak de cuti istimewa kot?"

puas hati dgn jawapan tersebut...? kah kah kah...!!

Letter to Dad...

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!

Awas...!! Pencuri tayar berleluasa...!!

PERHATIAN KEPADA SEMUA!!!!


Kelmarin, lebih kurang jam 3ptg, saya telah kehilangan ke empat2 tayar dan digantikan dgn batu bata.

Sesiapa yang mempunyai maklumat mengenai kehilangan ini, tolonglaaaahhh bantu saya.... !!!

Terima kasih.

Dokumentari spesial - Makan gaji buta….! Taking it to another level…

Maka teman pun terpikio2 ler… mungkin ayat “makan gaji buta” nih boleh dinaik tarafkan satu tingkat…. Si mamat Office Administrator tuh adalah contoh yang baik…

Bukan dia tak nak keghojer… tapi memang tak ada keghojer nak buat setakat nih….

Hatta, teman pun begitulah juga keadaannya sekarang…. Bukan tak nak keghojer, tapi segala aper yang teman kena buat dah buat, dan cannot proceed to the next level pasai Pak Sheikh tak ada kat opis… CEO tak ada, COO dah jadik acting CEO, tapi acting CEO yg tak berkuasa sebab segala hal kena pegi consult Pak Sheikh balik… Pak Sheikh tengah hepi hepi gi jengjalan kat Sharm Al Sheikh kat Mesir nun…!! Esok baru dia masuk balik opis… sementara tuh, nobody taking any decision… so teman nak buat aper?

Jenuh memikiokan amende ler teman boleh buat…? amende yek? amende nak buat nih...!!!!

Buat entry blog teman jugak ler akhirnya…!!!!! Hmmm… lecehlah macam nih… asyik2 blogging, asyik2 blogging… tak ada benda lain nak buat ker…???

Kuang! Kuang! Kuang!!!.... :)

skrng nih teman pikio pasai nak balik Dubai jer Khameh nih… itu jer teman pikio kan sekarang…!!... kek keh keh...!!

Dokumentari spesial - Makan gaji buta….!

I wonder if there is a proper definition of above expression in any dictionary available in the market…. May be Kamus Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka kut…? but I don’t have access to this dico now… so teman tak pasti ler aper maksudnya yang sebenar…

From what I understand, “makan gaji buta” means someone who is employed in a company but not doing his/her work as he/she is supposed to do… tak buat keghojer seperti yang sepatutnya tapik tiap2 ujung bulan dapat gaji… so, buta2 jer kompeni bagi gaji…

In this category, dlm kompeni yg teman kerojer sekarang, ada la dua tiga kerat mamalia berkaki dua yang jatuh dlm kategori nih….

Pemenang pertama ialah :

Chief Technology Officer – anak pompuan Pak Sheikh yang dah seminggu tak dtg opis…. Dia nih fresh grad, Pak Sheikh kata buat apa kerojer kat kompeni lain, so dtg lah kerojer kat PCard nih… iyalah, kompeni bapak dia jugak kan…? Teman rasa dia nih tak tahu amende pun … Teman tak pasti, tak pernah tengok dia in action pun, jadik tak tahu dia nih capable or not… tapi logiknya, kalau dah fresh grad dan terus pegang jawatan CTO, teman terkedu ler lidah tak tahu nak kata aper… lagipun, dia dtg tak dtg tak pernah sesapa tanya apa2… kalau menantu Pak Sheikh tuh, si COO/acting CEO boley ler tegur2 sket… nih anak pompuan Pak Sheikh sendiri… maka semua terkedu ler lidah, kalau nak berani kata apa2 pun, memang sure tergeget lidah lah….!! Baik buat dek jer… Buat dunno, baik jaga your own backside dari nak pegi menyebok jaga tepi kain oghang….

Pemenang kedua ialah :

Admin Exec – bakal anak menantu Pak Sheikh. Perlu diberi penjelasan sedikit… dia nih bukan bakal suami si CTO, tapi bakal abang ipar si CTO… dah ditunangkan dgn kakak si CTO… refer back to entry “Storm in the desert : Part 1”… memang tak boleh diharap.. utk sesapa yang dah baca earlier entry, just FYI, stationery baru sampai hari ni (after 4 weeks)… ada benda2 yang gua suruh dia beli, tak ada… eg paper puncher for doc filing, and file separator… calculator, envelops & document holder/sleeve sampai… benda2 lain dia ada gak beli… kira dia borong dlm SAR2000 ringgit beli stationery (dlm MYR1750)… tak tahu ler teman sama ada dia ada piker ker tak sblm dia order barang2 tuh… benda2 yang teman rasa tak perlu, dia beli, yang teman mintak, tak ada… oklah, teman tak leh bagi komen pnjg2, janji dia pegi beli stationery tuh… kereta kompeni yang teman patut dpt, memang tak sampai2… bayang pun tak nampak… rasanya mcm tak akan sampai jer… pasal resident visa teman, pun tak sampai2 lagi…. Teman sememangnya dah fed up. Teman naik angin 2 hari lepas… lantaklah kome, settle tak settle hal kad Iqama teman, teman tak kira, Khamis nih teman ciao balik Dubai… lantaklah kome… teman dah nekad… (apakah akibat kalau teman balik Dxb tanpa kad Iqama? Sama ada teman kena balik KL balik dan apply new business visa utk masuk balik KSA (multiple entry Visa), atau buat Iqama kat Dxb dulu, bawah kompeni “sesiapa”, then apply multiple entry business visa utk KSA – tanpa Iqama Dxb, tak leh apply business visa kat Dxb, kena gi balik KL….). selepas teman naik angin, maka deme pun buatlah flight reservation utk gi balik Dxb… dan tahu tak apa deme buat lepaih tuh, deme pun buatlah arrangement supaya teman buat Iqama Dxb (under a partner’s company), lepaih tuh, apply multiple entry business visa utk KSA dari Dxb…. Aik? Boleh lah buat camtu…? Awat depa tak buat camni awai2? Nak kena sembor dulu baru nak terhegeh2 carik solution lain…. Hampeh hampeh…!!!

Pemenang Ketiga ialah :

New personnel - Office administrator – teman pun kurang pasti apa fungsi kerojer mamat nih…. Setakat nih, dia duduk kat dlm opis dia main computer jer… (dah seminggu dah). Tapi teman rasa sebenonya, si COO hired bdk sekor nih utk buat kerojer2 si Pemenang Kedua kat ataih tuh…. Supaya benda2 kat opis nih berjalan lancar… Akan tetapi, so far dia tak buat amende pun… Sesungguhnya teman tak salahkan dia… baru sangat lagi dlm opis nih… so benefit of the doubt, teman haghap dia akan menjadi seorang pekerja yang amat produktif nanti… malangnya, oleh kerana ranking nih dibuat pada hari ini, maka dia tersenarailah sebagai pemenang ketiga dlm kategori “makan gaji buta”… moga2 dia akan terkeluar dari senarai ini tak lama lagi…!

Sekian senarai “makan gaji buta” minggu ini, terima kaseeeehhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Facebook in 50 years...!!

click on image to enlarge and read :)

Aquaculture business

Kalau ada kengkawan yang berminat nak menjalankan usaha aquaculture (ternak ikan keli), sila check 2 entry kat bawah nih dari blog si brader Beruang Madu (Honeybear)

OK gak biz nih, dari tak buat amende kat rumah... sambil tuh boleh makan ikan keli... fuih...!! kalau buat ikan keli bako memang terlio teman weh...!!!

http://beruangmadu.com/?p=1243
http://beruangmadu.com/?p=1352

selamat maju jaya...!!!

Drive thru shopping in Dubai

The Indian shop attendant was inside his shop when the black SS Chevrolet crashed through the shop window

Car crashes through shop window
By Awad Mustafa, Staff Reporter

A 46-year-old shop attendant had miraculously survived unscathed this morning after a black Chevrolet SS came crashing through his shop window at Ittihad Road, in Deira this morning.

"I was standing two metres from the car when it stopped in front of my window," said Zakaria, the Indian shop attendant at Al Aassel Agriculture.

The Indian shop attendant was inside his shop when the black SS Chevrolet roadster came screeching through the temporary turn which connects Salahuddin road with Ittihad road at 9 a.m.

Three officers were on the scene from the Muraqabat Police station was at the scene. According to eye witness reports, there were no injuries and the driver was taken in for questioning.

Let's talk

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'So let me ask you...do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

kuang! kuang! kuang!!!!....

Storm in the Desert - Part 3 (Drama Swasta)

Lebanese Hot Air

[Sambungan Drama Swasta - Storm in the desert (part 3)]

Maka teman pun kerojer lah seperti biasa… si COO nih Lebanese… (sementara waktu nih, dah la jadi acting CEO, sebab CEO dah kena fire gak… read earlier entry : Letter from ex-CEO (go figure)). Memang lah terkenal kat dunia Arab nih yang orang2 dari negara Lebanon/Lubnan nih memang penuh dgn hot air… depa membohong menipu, memang tanpa segan silu dan tanpa mengelipkan mata pun… (walau sedikit pun!!!!...) punyalah terer depa dlm bidang nih… tapi teman respek gak kat depa… memang hard working… tak leh bohong la bab tuh… Cuma kalau depa bersembang tuh, masyaAllah….!!! Macam depa la yang segala2nya dlm dunia nih… yang tahu buat tuh, tahu buat nih, dah pernah buat tuh, dah pernah buat nih, dah ke sana, dah ke sini…. Dah la tuh, masa meeting, depa goreng tuh goreng ni sama suppliers, bila balik opis siap dgn bangganya sekali si COO nih kata … “did you see what I told them during the mtng…?!!!!” dgn senyum simpulnya bangga supplier dah kena goreng hanguih…. hai inilah dikatakan “Angin Paneh Lubnan”…!!

Tapi lately, teman dah mula suspek satu benda… si COO/CEO nih lebih kurang sama umur dgn teman… dia nih technical, so experience in sales side kurang sikit dari teman… bila tiba discussion bab hal2 sales strategy, bila dah discuss habih2, semua dah excited kata idea yang bernas la itu la ini la, tiba2 si COO kata, OK, nanti dia discuss dgn Pak Sheikh….

Aik…? Awat tak bawak cheq sekali pegi jumpa Pak Sheikh… biaq cheq ja yg explain balik sales strategy tuh directly tu Sheikh… awat taknya, cheq punya idea apa? Kalau cheq explain tentu lagi clear, betoi tak….!! Bukan apa, merit should be given to the right owner… berhemat la sket….

Cheq mula rasa yang idea2 cheq dah kena curi dua tiga kali…. Hmmmm….

Tu lah si COO nih… selalu sangat kelentong kat semua oghang… sekarang cheq pun dah was was…

Tamat Drama Swasta - Storm in the desert

Storm in the Desert - Part 2 (Drama Swasta)

Bersabarlah...!!!

[Sambungan Drama Swasta - Storm in the desert (part 2)]

Sabar jer lah…!!

Maka tinggal si AD, budak Mesir hingusan nih yg buat kerja Admin Exec… (yang tak gheti amendenyer….)…

Masa si MD tuh masuk opis dulu, adalah file yg teman dah sediakan utk training dia… Si MD ciao mendadak, tak ada buat company clearance pun (access card still with him, the training file still with him… with a few strategic infos given to him exclusively coz dia bakal anak menantu Pak Sheikh)… so teman suruh ler si AD ambik balil file tuh dari abang dia… depa tinggal serumah pun… ambik jerlah balik fail tuh…

And that was like 3 weeks ago….!!

Teman pun ada lak suruh si Admin Exec nih pegi beli stationery utk opis…. That was 4 weeks ago….

Teman sepatutnya ada dpt kete company (Sales department maaa…)… it was decided 2 weeks ago… si AD nih sepatutnya arrangekan semua tuh….

Maka now, it has been more than 1 month since the first request :
- Still no stationery
- Still no training file from MD
- Still no car…

COO tahu semua benda nih… have been highlighted a few times even during weekly meetings… lantaklah korang….

Duduk kat sini, memang kena naikkan taraf kesabaran… setinggi2 yang boleh… kalau tak, memang tak leh idup… teman dah 2 kali dah burst out kat si AD nih kat opis… hmmm….

Btw, my Iqama card (resident Visa card), it has now been more 1.5 month that I am here.... something which was supposed to take 2 to 3 weeks to do, has now taken more than 1.5 months, and I am stucked here until I get my Iqama

Dah give up dah… bawak banyak bersabar jer lah….!!!

Bersambung…

Storm in the Desert - Part 1 (Drama Swasta)

Pelakon Utama – COO
Pelakon Pembantu Lelaki Utama - Marketing Sales Manager (aka bakal menantu Sheikh nbr 1) - the bad vilain guy - MD
Pelakon Pembantu Lelaki kedua - Admin Exec (aka bakal menantu Sheikh nbr 2, adik kepada bakal menantu Sheikh nbr 1, tunang kepada anak Sheikh pompuan nbr 2) – orang kanan the bad villain guy AD
Pelakon Pembantu Wanita – CTO (anak bongsu pompuan Sheikh), tunang MD AF
Sheikh – company owner FF
Penglipur lara – Yours truly (aka VP Banking Sales)

Once upon a time, in a deserted country far far faaaaaaarrrrrrrrr away, live a family of Sheikh yang kaya raya bagaikan nak giler… bilik mandi deme, kira boleh buat satu bilik besar utk kita yg orang tak seberapa nih… camtu la kira…

Bini Sheikh dah arrangekan marriage utk anak2 pompuan dia yg 2 org tuh… bakal2 menantu dia (yg juga adik beradik) org Mesir… normal jer, tak la kaya… bapak deme keje biasa jer.. tapi tak la hidup melarat… middle class family… and have been in KSA for more than 15 years…

Anak2 pompuan nih ala2 OK jer… ikut cakap mak bapak… di kenalkan dgn seseorang dan insyaAllah akan dikawinkam dgn budak2 lelaki nih, maka depa pun ikut ler… terus bertunang… love no love, lain ceghiter… Ikut cakap mak bapak, jgn durhaka….!!

Sheikh semestinya nak menjaga masa depan anak2 dia… maka dia pun mengambik keputusan supaya bakal2 menantu dia nih kerja kat Pcard (where yours truly kerojer srkng la…). Sorang kerja sebagai Marketing Sales Manager (MD – 26 tahun), sorang kerja admin exec (AD – 23 tahun)… Note : abang kawin adik, adik kawin kakak

Terdengar lah beghiter2 angin yg kurang menyenangkan bahawa bakal2 menantu si Sheikh nih mata duitan dan sememangnya nak hakis duit Sheikh… tapi Sheikh tak layan, benefit of the doubt, Sheikh suruh depa kerja kat PCard.

Maka pada satu hari yg penuh makna, si MD nih pun dtglah kerja…. Fulamak…!! Punyalah sombong si MD nih…!! Ala….. “Ini Bapak Mentua aku punyer company” punya attitude la… dgn COO dia sombong, dgn teman pun sombong gak… tapi teman buat dek jer… walaupun teman direct boss dia.. ala2 control macho gitu kan… malas nak layan bebudak hingusan nih…

So bagi ler training (pada hari kedua dia kat opis), briefing on our biz and his job responsibility…. Hari pertama training, lagak sombong lagi, hari kedua training dia dah OK dah dgn teman. May be dia perasan teman tak sombong, teman tahu apa teman buat dan teman memang terer… (hehehe….)… tapi dgn si COO dia buat sombong lagi, Power showdown katakan….

Hari pertama kerja tuh, tiba2 jam 4 ptg si MD ciao dari opis. COO tanya teman, mana pegi budak hingusan tuh, teman cakap jer, teman tak tahu (memang tak tahu pun, dia ciao masa teman tengah solat Asar)… so COO cakap, bagitahu dia opis habih jam 5ptg bukan jam 4ptg… COO tuh bukan nak cakap terus pun, tak berani kut, bakal menantu Pak Sheikh maa… lagipun teman direct boss dia, so teman OK jer… sebenarnya pun, teman tak kisah dia balik awal hari pertama tuh, tak ada mende apa pun lagi… nak stay kat opis buat aper, training start esok…. Selama hidup teman kerojer pun senantiasa based on flexi hours… janji kerja habih, sales masuk… bisnes maju, kalau target dah achieved, kalau nak tido dlm opis pun teman buat geleng kepala jer… tak ler teman nak marah lak… they have done their job, and they have achieved their target, up to them if they wanna make more money (sales commission) or be satisfied with the current income…

Esoknya, teman pun slow talk ler dgn si MD nih, mula2 melenting gak dia (ala2 Bapak mentua dia punya kompenilah katakan), alasan dia, dia tak pegi lunch break, so patut jam 4ptg dah boleh balik… ala2 ambik keputusan sendiri2 gitu tak payah tanya sesapa… teman explain yg kat kompeni tuh, person in charge is not Sheikh but the management in the company… tak puas hati gak dia mula2, tapi lepas tuh dia OK….

Tetapi…. Jeng jeng jeng…!! Later that day, jam 4ptg dia ciao lagi (teman masa tuh tak ada kat opis, mtg kat luar… together2 dgn COO). Ada ke pulak si MD nih pegi bagitahu adik dia si AD, yg depa boleh balik jam 4ptg sebab depa tak pegi lunch break… yang si AD nih pulak, punyalah bodoh bangang, sebagai admin exec, dia pegi bagitahu depa yg lain yg depa boleh balik jam 4ptg kalau depa tak ambik lunch break…. Maka bila kita org balik opis, maka lenganglah opis…

COO bengkek…. Mana taknyer, power dia tak dihormati… teman ambik attitude “lantaklah korang kalau korang nak jahanamkan kompeni Bapak Mentua korang” jer… si COO calling calling si MD & AD… cakap2, explain2 (dgn penuh nada diplomasi sebab depa nih bakal anak menantu Sheikh katakan) dan akhirnya disudahi dgn “tmrw, we’ll meet up & discuss about it”

Esoknya, masing2 sibuk… COO tak panggil si MD…. Siap jam 4ptg, tanpa usul periksa, tanpa pegi check dgn sesapa… si MD ciao lagi… si AD stayed till 5pm…. Mlm tuh COO had a talk with Sheikh…

Maka keesokan harinya, si COO pun draft letter…

Immediately si MD kena buang kerojer… immediate termination for insatisfactory working performance during probationery period…. Probationery period amendenyer… 3 hari jer… hancur korang nih…!!

Tu laaa… masing2 nak test power…. Bila test power tentu ada yang terbakar… kan…? Lantak lah korang…!

Bersambung…

What makes one a Good Malaysian?

Was reading this article by RPK in Malaysia Today (http://www.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/6539/84/)

Aiyoo...I tell you, life in Riyadh is so interesting that I am engulfing myself into reading blogs, books, and posting the usual crap in this blog of mine...anyhow, just after reading the article (RPK articles are often mind stimulating, I find...), a question popped out in my mind:

What makes one a good Malaysian?

• Good command of Bahasa Malaysia?
• Being able to converse in another Malaysian ethnic language?
• As a dancer, being able to perform Joget, Lion dance and Bharatanatyam?
• As a cook, being able to prepare delicious Sotong Kangkung, Sup Kambing, Enche Kabin, Ayam Pongteh, Mee Mamak, Mee Rebus, Mee Hailam, Mee Kolok, Mee Jawa, Laksa Johor, Laksa Sarawak, Nyonya Laksa, Assam Laksa, Nasi Goreng Kampung, Nasi Lemak etc etc?
• To have min a set of 3 different Malaysian ethnic attires (eg. baju melayu, cheongsam, kurata and I dunno how they call the clothes that the Sarawakian & Sabahan wear...)?
• To understand fully min 2 celebration of each religion respected in Malaysia?

Or the question is just simply a stupid question which does not make any sense?

If ever, Malaysian government creates a new category under "bangsa" called Bangsa Malaysia (bukan kerakyatan, OK), and wanna create an incentive plan (like NEP, special privileges for this new ethnic: Bangsa Malaysia), what would be the criteria of eligibility for this ethnic?

Again, am I posing a very... da stupid, da very "doesn't make sense" question?

So dearest kengkawan Doktor2, Pensyarah2, Jurutera2, Pakar-pakar Muzik, Jurugambar-Jurugambar ternama, Juru2 dlm segala bidang yang unik dan tersendiri...share with me your opinion pls...sajer jer nak buat sembang2, pikir2, drpd pikir benda2 yg tak berpaedah, isu2 bual tingkap gitu.

By the way, 2 more questions:

1. Can anybody tell me, what "Baju Kebangsaan" means...? Always see this dress code requirement whenever I get an invitation for official functions organized by the Malaysian Embassy ("Batik atau Baju Kebangssan"). What are the "Baju Kebangsaan"?
2. Does it really show that I am dead bored in Riyadh...? kah kah kah...!!!

Facts about Malaysian in Riyadh

apparently there are around 3000 Malaysian nurses in Riyadh alone... and quite a lot of them are single mingle lagi.... so mana2 Malaysian yang single kat Riyadh dan dah mula gatal2 nak berbini... kat sini banyak pilihan... apparently a certain Ustaz Hassan (another Malaysian who has been here for more than 20 years, currently doing a Phd on Islamic studies, a very nice & helpful person for the Malaysian community in Riyadh) would be the right person to ask if you need help to find your future life partner....

apa-apa sajalah Labu....!!

Ah Beng

Have fun reading...! :)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Life is full of paradox

Life is full of paradox...

When I was in UAE, after awhile, I started to get offended that the Pinoy talks in Tagalog immediately when they start a conversation with me... may be I was just tired of telling these guys that I am no Filipino...

Guess what...? Here in Riyadh, I look for them in all places... what a relieve to meet up with Pinoy and be able to converse with them in English...!!!! Go barber shop, go to Pinoy barber shop coz easy to explain how I want my hair cut... go to grocery store, look for Pinoy staff to ask questions where to find anything that I am looking for...

Nasib baik ada Pinoy, kalau tak... asyik "mafi maklum...", "mafi maklum..." (gua tarak paham...) Kan ker padan muka aku...!

Siksa nyer hai kat Arab Saudi nih...

Only in Malaysia

Huaaaa... Mcm highway to hell jer...

Ini ala2 malas nak hulur tgn utk touch the TNG reader, dia pikir kalau dia "touch" terus reader tuh dgn kete dia, kira dia boleh lalu terus laaa...?

Sama geng la nih... ala2 jenih malas kan... kalau boleh, nak terus masuk bilik mandi dgn kete2 skali...

Aiyaaa.... free publicity maaa... buat ler yang original sket...

Hmmm... a bit suspicious, no? Btw, ini tak termasuk bawah akta iklan ker...?


I like... hepi hepi gitu... hehehe...

Looks like near my parents house...!! Membantu pekerja2 DBI maaa... They don't have to bend2 so many times to pick up the "tong drum" full of rubbish... Everybody win-win, I don't buy tong drum, dogs don't mess up the plastic bags, pekerja2 DBI stay healthy... OK what...?

Kaut pasir jual kat Singapore ker...?

Memang tak gheti bahasa... dan penguatkuasaan pun tak pernah ada... so tikus2 bermaharajalela laaaa kat lubang2 camni.

Aiyaaa... you all decide laaa... together or not? ystdy evening in the bedroom say yes, this morning say no... I konpius oledi...

Pameran kasut2 dan pakaian seragam sekolah...!

Saya sokong Tuan Hakim!! long live recycling effort!

Huyooo...!!! takut laaa... mcm ceghiter "Child's play" jer... semua sedara-mare Chucky ada kat situ...! Tak berani nak dtg dekat...!

2 parking space what...? One on the left, the other on the right... can put 2 cars...!!!

Ala lepak la Bang.... demi mencari rejeki yang halal...!! Kat mana2 pun boleh tido kalau dah letih...

Awat dia tak tekan minyak teruih jaaaa...!!! Lagi sensasi berita bila keluar suratkhabar nanti...!

Pomen... pomen... hantar bengkel utk baik kete, lagi jahanam kete dibuatnya...

Ini kes main "sapa lagi terer atas jalanraya" ka nih?

Rasanya kat Sg Besi nih... stesen komuter Sg Besi rasanya... have seen it somewhere...

Ibuku seorang PEMBOHONG...!!!

Ibuku seorang pembohong ???

Memang sukar untuk orang lain percaya,tapi itulah yang berlaku. Ibu saya memang seorang pembohong!! Sepanjang ingatan saya sekurang-kurangnya 8 kali ibu membohongi saya. Saya perlu catatkan segala pembohongan itu untuk dijadikan renungan anda sekalian.

Cerita ini bermula ketika saya masih kecil. Saya lahir sebagai seorang anak lelaki dalam sebuah keluarga miskin. Makan minum serba kekurangan. Kami sering kelaparan. Adakalanya, selama beberapa hari kami terpaksa makan berlaukkan ikan masin dikongsi satu keluarga. Sebagai anak yang masih kecil, saya sering saja merungut. Saya menangis mahukan nasi dan lauk yang banyak. Tapi ibu cepat memujuk. Ketika makan, ibu sering membahagikan bahagian nasinya untuk saya. Sambil memindahkan nasi ke mangkuk saya, ibu berkata : ""Makanlah nak ibu tak lapar." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG PERTAMA.

Ketika saya mulai besar ibu yang gigih sering meluangkan watu senggangnya untuk pergi memancing di tali air berhampiran rumah. Ibu berharap dari ikan hasil pancingan itu dapat memberikan sedikit makanan untuk membesarkan kami adik-beradik. Pulang dari memancing, ibu memasak gulai ikan yang segar dan mengundang selera. Sewaktu saya memakan gulai ikan itu ibu duduk disamping kami dan memakan sisa daging ikan yang masih menempel di tulang daripada bekas sisa ikan yang saya makan tadi. Saya sedih melihat ibu seperti itu.. Hati saya tersentuh lalu dengan menggunakan sudu saya memberikan ikan itu kepada ibu. Tetapi ibu dengan cepat menolaknya. Ibu berkata : "Makanlah nak, ibu tak suka makan ikan." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KEDUA.

Di usia awal remaja, saya masuk sekolah menengah. Ibu pergi ke kedai dengan membawa sejumlah penyapu lidi dan kuih-muih untuk menyara persekolahan saya,abang dan kakak. Suatu dinihari lebih kurang pukul 1.30 pagi saya terjaga dari tidur. Saya melihat ibu membuat kuih dengan beremankan sebuah pelita di hadapannya. Beberapa kali saya melihat kepala ibu terhangguk kerana mengantuk. Saya berkata : "Ibu, tidurlah, esok pagi ibu kena pergi kebun pula." Ibu tersenyum dan berkata : "Cepatlah tidur nak, ibu belum mengantuk lagi." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KETIGA.

Di hujung musim persekolahan, ibu meminta cuti kerja supaya dapat menemani saya pergi ke sekolah untuk menduduki peperiksaan penting. Ketika hari sudah siang, terik panas matahari mulai menyinari, ibu terus sabar menunggu saya di luar dewan. Ibu seringkali saja tersenyum dan mulutnya terkumat-kamit berdoa kepada Illahi agar saya lulus ujian peperiksaan ini dengan cemerlang. Ketika loceng berbunyi menandakan ujian sudah selesai, ibu dengan segera menyambut saya dan menuangkan kopi yang sudah disiapkan dalam botol yang dibawanya. Kopi yang kental itu tidak dapat dibandingkan dengan kasih sayang ibu yang jauh lebih kental. Melihat tubuh ibu yang dibasahi peluh, saya segera memberikan cawan saya itu kepada ibu dan menyuruhnya minum. Tapi ibu cepat-cepat menolaknya dan berkata : "Minumlah nak, ibu tak haus!!" – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KEEMPAT.

Setelah pemergian ayah kerana sakit, iaitu selepas saya baru beberapa bulan dilahirkan, ibulah yang mengambil tugas sebagai ayah kepada kami sekeluarga. Ibu bekerja mengambil upah di kebun, membuat penyapu lidi dan menjual kuih-muih agar kami tidak kelaparan. Tapi apalah sangat kudrat seorang ibu. Kehidupan keluarga kami semakin susah dan susah. Melihat keadaan keluarga yang semakin parah, seorang pakcik yang baik hati dan tinggal berjiran dengan kami, datang untuk membantu ibu. Anehnya, ibu menolak bantuan itu. Jiran-jiran sering kali menasihati ibu supaya menikah lagi agar ada seorang lelaki yang akan menjaga dan mencarikan wang untuk kami sekeluarga. Tetapi ibu yang keras hatinya tidak mengendahkan nasihat mereka. Ibu berkata : "Saya tidak perlukan cinta dan saya tidak perlukan lelaki." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KELIMA.

Setelah kakak dan abang habis belajar dan mula bekerja, ibu sudah pun tua. Kakak dan abang menyuruh ibu supaya berehat sahaja di rumah. Tidak payahlah lagi bersusah payah dan bersengkang mata untuk mencari duit. Tetapi ibu tidak mahu. Ibu rela pergi ke pasar setiap pagi menjual sedikit sayur untuk memenuhi keperluan hidupnya. Kakak dan abang yang bekerja jauh di kota besar sering mengirimkan wang untuk membantu memenuhi keperluan ibu, pun begitu ibu tetap berkeras tidak mahu menerima wang tersebut. Malahan ibu mengirim balik wang itu dan ibu berkata : "Jangan susah-susah, ibu ada duit." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KEENAM.

Setelah tamat pengajian di universiti, saya melanjutkan lagi pelajaran ke peringkat sarjana di luar Negara. Pengajian saya di sana dibiayai sepenuhnya oleh sebuah syarikat besar. Sarjana itu saya sudahi dengan cemerlang,kemudian saya pun bekerja dengan syarikat yang telah membiayai pengajian saya juga di luar negara. Dengan gaji yang agak lumayan, saya berhajat membawa ibu untuk menikmati penghujung hidupnya di luar negara. Pada pandangan saya, ibu sudah puas bersusah payah untuk kami. Hampir seluruh hidupnya habis dengan penderitaan, eloklah kalau hari-hari tuanya ini ibu habiskan dengan keceriaan dan keindahan pula. Tetapi ibu yang baik hati, menolak ajakan saya. Ibu tidak mahu menyusahkan anaknya ini dengan berkata ; "Tak payahlah, ibu tak biasa tinggal di negara orang." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KETUJUH.

Beberapa tahun berlalu, ibu semakin tua.. Suatu malam saya menerima berita ibu diserang penyakit kanser. Ibu mesti dibedah secepat mungkin. Saya yang ketika itu berada jauh diseberang samudera terus segera pulang untuk menjenguk ibunda tercinta. Saya melihat ibu terbaring lemah di katil hospital setelah menjalani pembedahan. Ibu yang kelihatan sangat tua, menatap wajah saya dengan penuh kerinduan. Ibu menghadiahkan saya sebuah senyuman biarpun agak kaku kerana terpaksa menahan sakit yang menjalari setiap inci tubuhnya.. Saya dapat melihat dengan jelas betapa seksanya penyakit itu telah memamah tubuh ibu sehingga ibu menjadi terlalu lemah dan kurus. Saya menatap wajah ibu sambil berlinangan air mata. Saya cium tangan ibu kemudian saya kecup pula pipi dan dahinya. Di saat itu hati saya terlalu pedih, sakit sekali melihat ibu dalam keadaan seperti ini. Tetapi ibu tetap tersenyum dan berkata : "Jangan menangis nak, ibu tak sakit." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG KELAPAN.

Setelah mengucapkan pembohongan yang kelapan itu, ibunda tercinta menutup matanya untuk kali terakhir kali.

Sayu weh...!! Sayu...!! Kejap2 nih jugak nak balik kampung...!!

Letter from EX-CEO... (go figure)

What the hell Pakcik nih nak cakap...? Despite the email "outrage", he was still sacked as CEO, and just remain as a minority shareholder.

Now I have very bad news:

I get today a call this surprise me or bring me in an absent position!
This call asks me what my relation with (XXX - the company) is and I’m not longer in it!??!
Who will take care of the Production ?
Listen for all again and now from my side last time!!
I work 10 Years international Smart and now each and everybody and if somebody like to
stop the work with me he have to tell me this direct but not by roomers!
This way is very dangerous and will kill our BABY.
I don’t now from whom are this coming but I will get it and than will be Fire on the roof.
I invest 3 year of my life to build this company and if there is somebody better than me
most welcome and run from now in response.

These sentences are not to understand from you that I point to somebody of you but we have idiots around or inside us.
You see on this that the Messages are running around the world faster than the People’s are breathing!
I like to talk last time this issue when I am in Riyadh end of next week and we have to get one meaning or we can go home.

AGAIN:
XXX-the company is the strongest an best SC Company in the Arab World but only when we are thinking international.
As well the fundaments are we four and or target is to win and not to fuck each others.
Ad end al the others we hired right now are nothing in the smartcard world and if the mistakes
are coming from them please Mr. Sheikh (owner) act.

Thank you for the right understanding and please don’t take it personal.
We have to found the mistake!!!!!!!

I’m happy to see al of you next week hopefully with good news in my Pocket!
Best regards,

Gua sangat hepi yg dia kena sack... dgn English yg tersangat standard, gua sesungguhnya sgt malu dgn this CEO German buntal...!!

Babai Pakcik Buntal...!!

Ini mesti Towkay handphone...!

Evolution of Homo sapiens and TV!

Useful Tips....

Tok Batin yang sopan....!

Maka tersebut lah kisah seorang Tok Batin nie yang banyak membantu Kerajaan Malaysia dalam mempromosikan barangan buatan tangan dikalangan masyarakat orang-orang asli di Malaysia semasa promosi Tahun Melawat Malaysia pada Sukan Komanwel satu masa lalu. Maka Tok Batin nie dapat ler anugerah serta wang tunai RM500.

Maka dipendekkan cerita, suatu hari Tok Batin nie yang tak pernah keluar dari kampung lamannya sejak kecil lagi ingin pergi ke pekan berjalan-jalan dengan berbelanja disebabkan dapat duit RM500 tu la....... Maka pada suatu pagi bersiap-siap ler Tok Batin nie dengan kemasnya... lalu diambilnya selipar jepunnya yang disimpan dalam almari tu sejak dulu lagi (memang tak pernah pakai.... biasa berkaki ayam je..)

Lalu berjalan ler Tok batin keluar dari hutan bila sampai je kat hentian bas..... Tok Batin cuba kontrol macho.... lalu bertanya pada seorang pemuda yang sama-sama tunggu bas kat situ, "Bas perghi pekan dah syampai..... ?" Konon-konon macam dah biasa ler naik bas tu....

"Sekejap lagi sampai ler tu.....", sahut pemuda tu selamba.

Apabila bas sampai Tok Batin menyuruh semua orang naik dulu,sebab dia kelam kabut sikit... maklum ler first time naik bas. Last sekali dia naik terus duduk depan kat sebelah konduktor.

"Tok Batin nak gi maner....?", mat konduktor sure kenal tu mesti org asli dari cara dia berpakaian.

" Aaaa..... nak perghi pekan ler.... nak tenghok citer Hindustan..", jawabTok selamba.... lepas membayar tambang Tok Batin tak bergerak-gerak lagi disebabkan rasa ngeri naik bas dah ler first time, laju pulak tu.

Apabila sampai aje di pekan... konduktor memberi tahu penumpang, "OK dah sampai turun pelan-pelan. ....!"

Maka Tok Batin yang dari tadi dah terbeliak matanya naik bas laju... terus bangun.. dan tetiba je kat tangga bas tu dia tak jadi turun mukanya cemas... Bila konduktor tu nampak Tok Batin tak turun-turun lalu dia bertanya, "Hah. Tok.... apasal pulak tu........?"

Dengan nada marah Tok Batin tu jawab, "Mana shelipar aku..... tadi aku naik aku taruk kat bawah tangga nie....... sapha kebassshh sheliparr aku......... !!"

kuang kuang kuang...!!!;)

Teganu Kite....Kete penuh la pulok...!

Satu keluarga yang berasal dari Terengganu nak balik beraya di kampong

tapi cuma ada sebuah Kancil je untuk tujuh orang ahli keluarga tersebut.
Maka si ibu kepada keluaga tersebut pun berkata,

Ibu: Guane nih...penuh kete. Dok muak ayoh mu wey!

Ayah: Betul jugok. Guane nok buak nih? Lamo dok sapa kampong.

Ibu: Tujuh oghang dokleh sumbak masuk kete kancil nih. kecik do'oh.

Mereka pun memerah otak memikirkan macam mana nak menyelesaikan
masalah tersebut. Ruang terlalu sempit untuk tujuh orang, tiba-tiba anak
mereka yang palin g kecil berkata...

Anak: Abah, Umi... Awang tau doh guane nok buak. Kite skarang ade tujuh
oghang. Tamboh la soghang lagi. baru jadik 'LAPANG'...!!!

kuang kuang kuang...!!!;)

Construction standard in the Middle East

Click on the photo above to enlarge and better understanding...

Inilah akibatnyer, architect dari merata2, tukang2 dia pun dari merata2, masing2 dgn pahaman sendiri. "Mafi maklum...!!" (gua tak paham/tahu)

Malaysia BOLEH...!!! :)

Manglish?

Memang pun...!! Buat camni, kalau tak gheti bahasa gak, tak tahu ler...

Hmmm... speechless... tapi depa tak leh lawan the drivers in Saudi...! Depa lagi terer!!! Sumpah tak tipu never bohong one...!

Hengpong...? Laku ker...? Susut harga very fast one you know...! Ada untung ka tauke?

Kat Taman Meru gak... Ipoh mali talak sombong punyerrrr...! :) Semua boleh one...!

Pegi kerja...? Atau baru habis kerja...? Err... atau tengah kerja..? Tattoo Polis Di Raja ker nih? hehehe...

Rempit Yop...! Rempit...!!!! Masuk longkang tuh...!

Errrrr.....?

Kerja stuntman ker nih?

Astro harus di saman...! Aku penyokong nbr satu! Eye pollution!

Errrr... Eye pollution nombor 2!!! Hehehe...

Errrr... Speechless...

Kat mana nih? Melaka ker...? Hehehe... Org Melaka jgn marah... Joking jer...

Haaa... kan ker kelassss gitu...!!! :)

Qu'il est fou ce Sheikh...!!

Je n’ai jamais imagine que j’allais me retrouver dans une situation pareil….

Je savais en quittant la derniere boite que j’allais travailler dans une entreprise qui vient de commencer l’operation… mais je n’ai jamais pense qu’il y aurait seulement le COO et moi meme…! C’est fou…!!

Plein de choses qui ne vont pas…. On n’a pas encore eu la certification de Visa & MC, pas d’accord avec quelconque fournisseurs, pas de produits certifies…. L’organisation n’est pas bien definie… on a maintenant dans la boite la fille du Sheikh qui est la en tant que CTO (alors qu’elle n'en sait rien dans la matiere), le beau fils en tant que Commercial… un autre beau fils en tant qu’Administrateur du bureau…. Putain…!!!

Qu’il est fou le Sheikh…!

On verra dans un mois si ca va mieux ou non….

Moi aussi, je me retrouve dans une situation difficile… au depart, je serais base a Dubai et je viendrais a Riyadh une fois tous les mois… mais la, on m’a demande de rester ici… (sans aucune indemnisation quoi qu'il en soit…!!)…

Bon, que faire… il faut donc demenager bientot… Entretemps… je commence ma recherché pour un autre boulot,… je ne deconne pas, je te jure…!!!!!

Geram aku...!!!!

Doa Selamat

Ya Allah, kami memohon kepadaMu kebaikan sama ada yang kami telah tahu atau yang belum kami ketahui, kurniakan kami nikmat dan rahmat yang berpanjangan, tubuh badan yang sihat, akal fikiran yang sejahtera, semangat yang membara bagi mempertingkatkan kualiti kerja.

Ya Allah, kami mohon perlindunganMu dari segala keburukan, hasad dengki dan iri hati, sama ada kami telah tahu atau yang belum kami ketahui. Ya Allah, lembutkan dan satukanlah jiwa-jiwa hambaMu ini, agar wujud kesepakatan dan kesefahaman antara kami, bagi menunaikan tugas yang diamanahkan, dengan lebih berkesan, meneruskan khidmat bakti kepada agama, bangsa dan negara.

Good to know...!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(All that effort for a cuppa? Go to Starbucks la! unless you are kiamsiap..)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Wah! If we get 26 million Malaysians to do that at one go, we'll be an umm.. ATOMIC Superpower! Fuyoh! Malaysia boleh!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Can you imagine how high it goes when someone has high blood pressure?)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(No wonder I have never seen a depressed pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Is it the head that rolls around or the headless body that crawls for those 9 days?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(A new one for the Sliming centers! Join us and emerge like a vegetable with slimmer body )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(sheesh.. so sadist one....)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(Big f*#king deal. Superman can also what..)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(So what? Not like he can eat anything tasty down there. Wasted talent. )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(The pig is far superior. Mr lion has to actually put out and exert. Mr pig can just roll over and spasm in ecstacy for 30 mins)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(o.....k...... what do they taste? flowers? leaves? bark? again, a wasted talent)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(I wonder why god made this the strongest muscle "blink blink")

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(So if you have a friend of the same age who is left handed, after he dies, you KNOW there is a BIG chance you are going in 9 years time.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(And thank god for that!)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(What's a black light?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I have a friend whose pupil is bigger than his brain. Does that count?)

Starfish have no brains.
(Again, this is not unique to starfish. Many humans are brainless too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Poor polar bears who live 9 years shorter than care bears)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Hmm.. thats because they have not learnt the art of the pigs)

This old man...

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

Lima Menteri Besar bakal gegarkan Stadium Perak

Read this news at this blog: http://idhamlim.blogspot.com/, YB Lim Chuan Hing is also ADUN Titi Serong, Paghit Buntaq...!! (http://aduntitiserong.blogspot.com/)

Huaaa...!! If only I can be there (am wondering, would my father be going...? He is a staunch supporter of Pas, Bendahari kawasan lagi...!). Would love to hear what msg would be delivered during this gathering...

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IPOH, 8 April (Hrkh) - Stadium Perak yang selama ini digegarkan sorakan 'Kejo Yop Kejo' pada setiap kali pertandingan bolasepak Liga Super, buat pertama kalinya stadium ini akan digegarkan oleh puluhan ribu rakyat negeri Perak dengan laungan takbir, reformasi dan 'makkal sakti' apabila lima Menteri Besar Kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat berpidato pada 14 April ini bermula jam 8.30 malam.

Lima Menteri Besar Kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat, iaitu Menteri Besar Kelantan, Kedah, Pulau Pinang, Perak dan Selangor akan berpidato di hadapan puluhan ribu sempena Himpunan Rakyat Negeri Perak anjuran Urusetia Penerangan Kerajaan Negeri Perak.

Demikian dinyatakan oleh Ketua Penerangan PAS Perak yang juga Setiausaha Politik Menteri Besar Perak, Misbahul Munir Masduki, dalam satu pertemuan dengan wartawan Harakah di pejabatnya sebentar tadi.

"Seluruh rakyat diminta hadir untuk mendengar amanat daripada lima orang Menteri Besar, inilah buat pertama kalinya dalam sejarah Stadium Perak akan bakal menyaksikan himpunan puluhan ribu atas nama pakatan rakyat," katanya lagi.

Acara dimulakan dengan solat Isyak, diikuti dengan solat hajat, selepas itu pidato lima Menteri Besar akan bermula dan orang ramai yang hendak hadir dinasihatkan membawa sejadah.

"Kalau di Stadium Melawati, Shah Alam, Selangor himpunan seumpama itu dihadiri lebih kurang 30,000 orang, insya-Allah puluhan ribu juga akan hadir di Stadium Perak bagi mendengar pidato lima Menteri Besar," katanya.

Breast implants... Must see...!!

Dunno what to say...! Speechless...

An 80-year-old millionaire getting married

80 Year Old Millionaire

An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.

The doctor looks him over and says, "Bill, you seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing."

"What's that?", asks the millionaire.

"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care, it could be really deadly." the doctor replies.

Bill thinks for a minute and then says, "What the hell, if she dies, she dies."

Kuang, kuang, kuang.....!!!! :)

Kids... Too Much!!