An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
Older mean wiser maa... (mostly la).
Fuyoo... King Kong. Lamaaa tak update, tapi sekali update berderet-deret dia update! Seronoknyer.
I hope u feel better by now.
Hahahahahahaha...! ;-D Uncle...vhere uget all these jokes huh? Fren2 give huh?
Josh - balas dendam maaa... :) feeling OK laaa... can be better, just can't wait to go back Dubai (or even better Mesia or SIN city...)... siksa idup kat KSA nih (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia..., ala2 mcm dia sorang jer ada "Kingdom"... hampeh...!)
MIM - biasak laaa... kengkawan otak mereng... u haven't notice meh? Johan oso otak mereng vhat...? kah kah kah...!! but not as mereng as Ms Cherry Chen... hua... that one, gone case oledi... big time! kalau kat McDo depa kata "Upsize" - "mereng case upsize" kah kah kah...!
Post a Comment