Duit raya - categories & applications

Sebab ada geng2 yg gatal2 manja2 mintak duit raya, maka gua rasa "terpanggil" to talk about it... sajer jer suka-suka... hehe..

"look into me... .look into meeee... now you start to feel hepi.... your head is very light... you have given out all you money... no money, no problem..... look into meeeee....."

in my family standard, the below are the categories of people who are entitled to get the green packet (my dad would surely grumble if I don't hand out any when we meet up with any of them...) ... I have to give on top of what my dad would have aldy distributed.... huaa... big money making industry huh...? haha...

kecik2 lagi dah diajar value of money... abis...!!

• kids (from babies to standard 6 primary school, kalau baby tuh, duit raya dapat kat parents laa... dunno if the parents will actually put the money in a "Tabung Ayam"/"Piggy Bank")


• teenagers or young man/ladies (from secondary school until he/she starts working. once started working alrdy, he/she has to start giving out the green packet instead)


• poor people (whenever/wherever that we bump into them... beggars or not, some unfortunate relatives - distant or close, living at the far end of the kampung... etc etc )


• old people - starts after retirement (I, sometimes dispute the starting age for this category - that's 55 ley...! old alrdy meh...? they just got their EPF money what...? why wanna give them more mnoney...? aiyaaa..)

and of course the people who are entitled for Zakat/Tithe will also sometimes get the green packet too... (The Poor, The People on Jihad - at a very broad definition; means anybody in the name of God striving for any kind of good/wellness for mankind, Zakat collector, Musafireens... and a few other kinna people)... errr, depending on availability and affordability at that moment laa... hehe..

what...? you think money come dropping from upstairs huh...? in what currency you want? Hell currency can or not...?

Now....

FOR THOSE APPLYING FOR THE GREEN PACKET, PLEASE ALSO REMEMBER TO STATE CLEARLY THE CATEGORY THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE IN

applications without above required information will be automatically rejected. if in any case, you believe that a new category should be created, pls provide your suggestions and justifications. Our decision to either accept or reject your suggestions for any new category is final, and we are not in any way, required or feel obliged to provide you with any kind of reasons/excuses/facts on why your suggestions have been rejected.
note : The same rule will also apply to your GREEN PACKET APPLICATION.

If you have applied, and we have discovered that :

• you have not stated the category under which you are applying, your application will be rejected, and you will not be allowed to apply again for the next 10 years (irregardless if you are in actual fact, entitled for the Green Packet)


• the category under which you are applying doesn't exist/has not been approved/accepted yet by our members of "KK & KM Syaria' Board" (Kingkong & KembaraMusafir Syaria' Board), your application will be rejected and you will have to pay a fine of MYR50 for wasting our time with your application (and for not being patient, to wait for the category approval application result)


• you have lied in your application, not only your application will be rejected, but you will also be blacklisted in all "Packet handout programs" (including, but not limited to Green Packet, Red Packet.... etc etc) throughout the nation for the next 25 years to come. You will also be fined for an amount of MYR1000, for wasting our time, and having to conduct further investigation regarding yourself. You will be cursed not only by our "KK & KM Syaria Board" members (comprising of I, me and myself) but also by all the people of Mesia (totally & wholly united against corrupt practices). And it is because the People of Mesia & "KK & KM Syaria Board" members are nice and loving people that you have not been cursed for the next 7 generations like that auntie Mahsuri.... Kapeeech...??!!!
  

lastly, we warmly welcome your applications and category suggestions in duly and orderly manner. We will look into those applications and suggestions immediately, and will provide feedback within 24hours after receiving them.

wishing you a "Generous & Blessed Ramadan & Syawal"

p/s

• we hand out the green packet in various currencies, up to you if you want to accept or not (including but not limited to Japanese Yen, Indian Rupee, Pakistanee Rupee, Indonesian Rupiah, Syrian Pound, Dinar & Dirhams & Rials...)


• sometimes we run out of cash, therefore you are expected to accept international credit/debit/charge card payout (Visa/Mastercard/American Express & Diners). make sure that your card accepting device is working properly...
  

gua boley apply coz gua termasuk dlm kategori "Musafireens" (entitled for Zakat, therefore entitled for Green Packet, if got extra), blog pun name Kembara Musafir maa.... any bloggers opening application submissions now? I wanna apply....