I've been tagged

I've just been tagged by si MIM (hai... inilah kerojer deme yang overly free takde mende nak buat kan...!). Being a good sport, I'll try to answer what I can answer (apa taknyer, siap buat statement lagi kalau tak jawab, kira kena label TAK SPORTING...). Seperti kata Josh...., jaga ko nanti!!.

RULES:

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented
Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented
Name 3 Things I do not know about you
Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

1) Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

- a new version of "United Nations" - no Veto power given to anybody, true democratie...

- a machine to iron clothes automatically. even better if it is a 3in1 machine : to wash, to dry, to iron automatically...

- a medicine that all Saudis must take everyday, to get them to wake up, work hard without complaint, obedient... but still remain bodoh (sebab kalau depa pandai, then I will loose my job in KSA...:))

- a new labour law that enforce all employees to get out of office exactly at the time that they are supposed to finish work, and go do sport activities for 2 hours (and companies must give subsidies for employees to pay for these activities : 50% of gym membership cost, 75% of entrance fee to parks, 50% for yoga classes fees etc etc...)

2) Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

- 24hour TV station - we spend too much time watching TV sampai tak cukup tido tengok movie2 bodoh kengkadang.... minda sangkut sebab asyik tengok TV, minda tertutup... no imagination, bila berada dlm situasi yang tak familiar, otak tak boleh process and cannot find alternative solutions

- mobile phone/blackberry/3G or 3.5G telecom technology - now you have no more time to yourself. if the company pays for your phone and phone bills, you are expected to leave the phone ON all the time, and you have no excuse not to read your emails, because they go directly to your mobile phone.... when are we going to have a life?

- microwave oven - now everybody eats frozen food (coz too easy to heat up the food in microwave), unhealthy and suspected to cause cancer

- nuclear/atomic bom - sebab nuclear bomb semua orang kecoh2, yang ada nuclear bomb use it to threat other people, then block other people from having one... mana yang geng depa can have nuclear bomb/knowledge, mana yang bukan geng, tak leh.... amende ler....!!

3) Name 3 Things I do not know about you

(ayooo... susah nih.... tak aci laaa.... ok, I'll put things that most reader do not know about me, k.... not specifically si MIM.. keh keh keh... tak ada keghojer aku nak mencari benda2 yg MIM tak tahu... dan btw, perlu ker bagitahu...?? :))

- I have a pair of twin nephews who share the same birthdate as I do, also 2 other friends from previous company (si Salbiah & Jessy Wong). Our birthday is a national holiday in France (sempena commemortaion of the end of World War II)

- I speak Malay, English, French & Indonesian fluently (Indonesian after practising so long during my various biz trips there...). I also get by in Spanish (beghabuk dah laaa... 4 years in University, but don't practice anymore after that...)

- I don't really fancy the lifestyle in Dubai, but I just can't bear the idea of working & living in Saudi Arabia (after the 1.5 month stint in Riyadh)

4) Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

- Snicker bar
- sweet corn in cans
- cucur udang (in the afternoon)
- karipap panas baru masak... (amende... epok-epok...? apa2 sajalah Labu...)
- mee maggi yang si MIM masak (with all sorts of things inside - sayur, udang, telur dsbnya)
- popiah basah Ipoh... (how can I forget this)

hmmm MIM... dah jawab dah... puas ati...?? kah kah kah...!!

Auntie Zoe, Taty, Azral Riyadh, Alam Setia, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED. Jawab... jangan tak jawab.... hiks.