Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Festive seasons joke...

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams..

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife,

'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for New Year and paying their own airfare!!'

MORAL:

No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your
dear ones.

OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM.


Wish you all a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year ! !

5 comments:

Josh said...

happy and prosperous new year to you too KingKong!

Anonymous said...

Ye betul.. kalaulaah semua org boleh ambik moral dari cerita nih..

thoyol said...

bro,

Happy New Year!!

The2010Imran said...

Sure ahhh??!! Hallo tauke, lu mabok ka ini new year? "Office work is not everything, money is not everything??" Tauke, lu baru lepas baca 'The Monk Who Sold His Ferarri' kewww? ;-D

Ooooo festive JOOOKE...Oh Ok2 u still same2, lu kasi gua anjat sajaaa... Heheheheh... ;-D

Heppi New Yerrr...!

Kembara Musafir said...

Hepi new year Josh, Thoyol, Amely...!! may all your dreams come true...!:)

Amely... memang pun... tapi nak buat camna kan... we are living in a material world... kengkadang tak sedar diri... tengok si MIM tuh?

MIM... piiiii lah lu...!! memang tak dapek eden monolongnyo...! haha